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The Sheik Tugboat Story - PART 11


PART 11


The next day

Prime Time Wrestling

Just as the Gorilla

And the Brain

Are about to segway

Into the first match

Of the episode

A FLASH POPS UP


BREAKING NEWS


Instantly

There stands Sean Mooney

Inside the WWF Control Center

Suited up

WWF blazer on


“Right now

We go to

The ESTEEMED President

Of the World Wrestling Federation

The distinguished

JACK TUNNEY.”


The President’s office

Big window

Plaques on the wall

Humongous desk

For a man with

Humongous power


An exquisite designer suit

Hair perfectly styled

Mr. Tunney

With a prepared statement

Voice beckoned

Time to talk


“After the actions

Over the past several weeks

There have been

Unmitigated violence

Under my jurisdiction

None wilder than last night

At Super-Stars and Stripes Forever

My staff and confidants

Have petitioned me

To make a definitive maneuver

Regarding the main event

Of WrestleMania 7

At the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum

In front of one hundred thousand

World Wrestling Federation fans.


The intense rivalry

Between the WWF champion

Sheik Tugboat

And “the Immortal”

Hulk Hogan

Can NOT be settled

Inside of a normal contest

The violence has been

Too strong

For both combatants

To fight inside of a normal wrestling match


HOWEVER

I have decided

To enforce my authority

And dictate this championship match

For the first time in

World Wrestling Federation history

To be contested

Under DESERT STORM RULES.


There will be

NO DISQUALIFICATION

NO COUNT-OUTS

NO HOLDS BARRED

The only ways you can win

Will either be by

SUBMISSION

OR SURRENDER


Undoubtedly

We hope that the war

Between the champion

And challenger

Comes to a swift

And just

END.


Categorically

DESERT STORM RULES

At WrestleMania 7

For the World Wrestling Federation championship

Between Hulk Hogan

And Sheik Tugboat

In Los Angeles at the Memorial Coliseum

Will unequivocally

Not only be the biggest main event

In World Wrestling Federation history

But will change the landscape

Of our organization

FOREVER.”


The scene fades back

To the control room

And a completely shocked

Sean Mooney


“Unbelievable

Ladies and gentlemen

In 13 days

WrestleMania 7 just got THAT much more intense

It is all on the line

For the WWF championship

The biggest main event

In WWF History

Under DESERT STORM RULES.

We are trying at this time

To get words

From the camps

Of both the Hulkster

And “the Iraqi Warship”

As soon as we do

We will bring it to you

As quickly as we can

For the World Wrestling Federation

I’m Sean Mooney.”


-TO BE CONTINUED-



Jon Harder


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